Tobacco spit catches truck thief

Ananova ^ | 1/14/05 | staff

[Rhetorical pi2]

I hate it when that happens!

[Rhetorical pi2]

...and I hate it when I hit "Post" one time too many!! :o)

Humbly begging forgiveness.

[pikachu]

I dont smoke,
and I don't chew.
And I don't date,
the girls that do.

[Ranxerox]

I can't count how many times I've seen this happen when I was at college in Tempe, AZ. Particularly in the bars where people would set their drink down and mistakenly pick-up somebody's "chew-cup". Always the same reaction: first they turn green, then - well let's just say what comes next ain't a pretty sight.

[Jaxter]

[processing please hold]

Nasty habit..spittin'

I did that a couple of times in my rebellious years to look tough. I shudder at the rememberance.

I took up the other nasty habit....smoking. But at least there was no spittin' involved.

[processing please hold]

The spitter's forgot their manners. In public...you swallow the juice.

[pissant]

sissy. Grab a chaw and be a man!

[pissant]

One of the best looking girls that used to hang out at our local watering hole chewed Copenhagen. She was a hottie, chew or no chew.

[sean327]

I used to use my coke cup as a spittoon when I was finished with it. Ice and all. I quit doing that soon after I got married. My wife mistook my "dip cup" for her Coke. That was 17 years ago and I still have not lived that one down.

My other nasty Copenhagen story goes something like this.
In June of 95 I deployed to Okinawa for 6 months. I had been there about 3 months when I called home one weekend and my wife started lighting me up. Apparently I had left my Brass Spittoon on top of the living room bookshelf (it's 7 feet tall). I forgot to empty it and clean it before I left.
My mother in-law was there and she tracked it down because it had started to ferment. My wife said she puked every where when she found it.

[pissant]

That's funny.

[numberonepal]

ONE dip of Copenhagen cured me of ever wanting to have that cool circle on the back pocket of my jeans FOREVER. It didn't help that it was about 95 degrees when I did it either, and I gladly accepted the ribbing from my friends later that day after the nausea subsided. Tip: DO NOT swallow the spit the first time you dip!

[Dan from Michigan]

Bwahahahahahahha.

Serves him right - and that stuff is nasty. I know. I used to chew "Bear"(Kodiak) back when I was a kid - although I never took a swig of my spit.