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Good thing for the burglar that the driver didn't use the cup to relieve himself during long drives. Eewwwwww.


2 posted on 01/14/2005 8:10:17 AM PST by Piranha
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I had a friend years ago who dipped Skoal. His spit can was always a Mt. Dew can, and it was discernable because his "spitter" would have the little pull tab removed from the top. This was after they had done away with the tab that removed itself completely from the can.

This guy consumed a lot of Mt. Dew as well, and often would leave a can of it sitting near wherever he happened to be at the time. On one particular evening, he did NOT pull the "tab" off of his spit can. He left the room, and when he returned his wife was on the floor, on her hands and knees, quite ill. She also liked Mt. Dew, and noticing that the tab was ON this can, she took herself a big ole drink!

Needless to say, he lost his "in the house" dipping privileges, and we all teased his wife (but not TOO much) about her new "taste" in soft drinks. :-)
11 posted on 01/14/2005 8:17:34 AM PST by hiredhand (Pudge the Indestructible Kitty lives at http://www.justonemorefarm.com)
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