To: Stoat
Yes, and my denist told me that one of his patient's cousins invented a car engine that runs on urine and gets 95 miles to the pee. He's being held in a secret gov't prison along with the guy who invented a ballpoint pen that never runs out of ink and the woman who developed socks that stay together in the dryer so that one of them can never be lost...
9 posted on
01/15/2005 3:52:44 AM PST by
durasell
(Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
To: durasell
Are you visiting us, today. You would probably fit better over at DU! I see you have been around since September... but this sounds like you're "just visiting" to post troll-like thoughts!
Maybe you don't believe their were hijackers that drove airplanes into buildings... or you don't believe there are actually people who wish to do it again! Either way, your head is looking for sunshine!!!
19 posted on
01/15/2005 4:19:54 AM PST by
pageonetoo
(I could name them, but you'll spot their posts soon enough.)
To: durasell
and my denist told me that one of his patient's cousins invented a car engine that runs on urine My thoughts exactly. A guy with a blog using "Dr. Bob" as his name? Typically, MD's don't go posting on some obscure blog conversations held with patients.
Wasn't there a Dr. Bob character on television?
26 posted on
01/15/2005 4:29:00 AM PST by
lindor
(If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?)
To: durasell
You are so clever. And deep.
27 posted on
01/15/2005 4:30:34 AM PST by
Petronski
(Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
To: durasell
***Yes, and my dentist told me that one of his patient's cousins invented a car engine that runs on urine and gets 95 miles to the pee. He's being held in a secret gov't prison along with the guy who invented a ballpoint pen that never runs out of ink and the woman who developed socks that stay together in the dryer so that one of them can never be lost...***
OK, let's not get too silly.
Socks get "lost" in dryers do to the Laws of Physics. Its that time-space continuum1 thingy (technical term). It is absolute and cannot be changed or altered.
1 - The sock isn't really 'lost', it just occupies a different "place" in space-time. Ergo, its there you just can't see it as you are in a different place in space-time. In English that means if you stick around long ebough, the "lost" sock will reappear.
:-)
73 posted on
01/15/2005 5:33:45 AM PST by
Condor51
(May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - Gen G Patton)
To: durasell
Yes, and my denist told me that one of his patient's cousins invented a car engine that runs on urine and gets 95 miles to the pee. He's being held in a secret gov't prison along with the guy who invented a ballpoint pen that never runs out of ink and the woman who developed socks that stay together in the dryer so that one of them can never be lost... Hey noob, thanks for your thoughtful response.
Ever consider that TSA gate security and ramp security sucks so bad this is entirely plausible? Noooooo that might actually be constructive to ponder.
120 posted on
01/15/2005 6:55:12 AM PST by
eno_
(Freedom Lite, it's almost worth defending.)
To: durasell
"Yes, and my denist told me that one of his patient's cousins invented a car engine that runs on urine and gets 95 miles to the pee."
Dude, you've got to let me in on this one! I mean, no more need to stop by the fiiling station, what with all those conveniently located bottles and jugs of fuel alongside the road! Suh-weeeet!
147 posted on
01/15/2005 9:08:23 AM PST by
Hegemony Cricket
(Life is a Tragedy for those who feel, and a Comedy for those who think.)
To: durasell
No, No, No. It was his patient's cousin's neighbor's nephew who invented the car engine....
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