But... DO THEY SMOKE?!?!?
How on earth did anti-smoking get to be a liberal issue and anti-promiscuity become a conservative issue? Smoking and promiscuity both cause a tremendous amount of misery. Smokers lose 13 years of life on average and 10% of smokers die of lung cancer; while gay men lose 20 years of life on average. I might suggest that opposition to smoking and opposition to sexual promiscuity should both be conservative issues, pro-life issues (pro-life in the most literal sense of the phrase).
"But... DO THEY SMOKE?!?!?"
Yeah...white owls.