You asked him nine hours ago for his version. Here we have an award-winning songwriter jump on the thread, and he won't even share his talent with us. Maybe he ate a big can of STFU.
Perhaps he took it straight to the studio :-)
I'll do you one better. I'll not only write one, I'll sing and play and record it just so you know I'm not full of crap. Give me a new subject (I don't want to cover this same topic, its been done) and I'll have a link to the mp3 file up by tomorrow midnight.