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R&B Singer Gouges Out Eye After Suicide Attempt
Reuters, via Yahoo ^ | 2.2.2005 | Gail Mitchell

Posted on 02/02/2005 8:47:59 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick

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To: lavrenti

Does this mean Houston will only have to pay half-price at Lenscrafter?


81 posted on 02/02/2005 9:20:48 PM PST by speedy
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To: speedy
Houston's Lasik surgery will be half off!
82 posted on 02/02/2005 9:23:36 PM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: RetroWarrior

It's only fair. You know, he can at least still use his telescope, although the binoculars won't be of much use now.


83 posted on 02/02/2005 9:25:18 PM PST by speedy
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Perhaps his macular was puckered.

Gray's Anatomy

84 posted on 02/02/2005 9:25:56 PM PST by csvset
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To: speedy

If that's not allowed, he can accuse them of price-gouging.


85 posted on 02/02/2005 9:26:12 PM PST by lavrenti (Think of who is pithy, yet so attractive to women.)
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To: Theresawithanh

Oh yeah... I've looked at the DUmmie Funnies every now & then, but I never kept up with the names of all those kooks! I guess I should pay closer attention next time.


86 posted on 02/02/2005 9:26:44 PM PST by mysto ("I am ZOT proof" --- famous last words of a troll.)
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To: Hank Rearden
Quick and dirty and politically incorrect.


87 posted on 02/02/2005 9:26:57 PM PST by JoJo Gunn (More than two lawyers in any Country constitutes a terrorist organization. ©)
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To: speedy

He can also use an monocular.


88 posted on 02/02/2005 9:27:27 PM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: lavrenti

All I know is, when he covers up the one eye to read the eye chart, he's not going to do so well.


89 posted on 02/02/2005 9:28:13 PM PST by speedy
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To: JoJo Gunn

I was hoping someone would photo shop that!


90 posted on 02/02/2005 9:28:34 PM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Hey Dude wheres my eye?


91 posted on 02/02/2005 9:29:19 PM PST by Brimack34
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To: RetroWarrior

I hope he at least thinks long and hard before he does the same thing to his other eye. Although it would open up a whole new line of jokes for us.


92 posted on 02/02/2005 9:30:16 PM PST by speedy
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Houston to emergency room nurse: "I have my eye on you!"


93 posted on 02/02/2005 9:31:13 PM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: speedy
Then he would be singing "Opps I did it again."
94 posted on 02/02/2005 9:32:50 PM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: JoJo Gunn

Oooooooh - good start!


95 posted on 02/02/2005 9:33:20 PM PST by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: RetroWarrior

One thing he wouldn't be singing is "Oh say can you see"


96 posted on 02/02/2005 9:34:06 PM PST by speedy
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To: speedy

but he could sing "My eye has seen the glory of the coming of the Lord"


97 posted on 02/02/2005 9:35:28 PM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: speedy
Maybe he can get a monocle... he can be a trendsetter by bringing them back in vogue...

98 posted on 02/02/2005 9:36:13 PM PST by mysto ("I am ZOT proof" --- famous last words of a troll.)
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To: speedy

Do you this is appropriate to be an optic of discussion on FR?


99 posted on 02/02/2005 9:37:11 PM PST by lavrenti (Think of who is pithy, yet so attractive to women.)
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To: mysto

He might as well make the best of it. He could look like one of those old German professors.


100 posted on 02/02/2005 9:37:57 PM PST by speedy
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