[NYC GOP Chick]

I can't imagine wanting to gouge your eye out.

I bet you're rethinking that one right about now.

[Theresawithanh]

Aaack! My eyes! My eyes!

Pics of Teddy are a number one reason to gouge and scratch my eyes out, with Hillary! a very close second. Watch, someone's gonna post the butt-shaking shot of her.