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Ok, Ward, this is getting rather hard to follow. Would you save us all some time and just publish your next book with a list of those who are not Nazis? Maybe there is something seriously wrong with you or maybe it is just those dark glasses. Do you see Nazis when you don't have them on? Because I have a theory that either those glasses came from a novelty catalog (Acme Novelty, p44, NaziVision - $3.99) and they enable you to see through a person's surface identity into their Nazi soul. Or, some drunk frat boys scratched a small SS onto your glasses and since then you just think you see Nazis whenever you have them on.

Now you see Nazis in the meat industry too. And you advocate violence against the industry in an effort to "mount a challenge to the mentality" that allowed millions of humans to be slaughtered by the Germans during WWII. Unless you really meant to say the abortion industry then I am not following you on this one. Perhaps I'm not putting my whole Nazi heart into our evil plan to make America the Fourth Reich. Here I thought we were killing those animals just because they taste so delicious. I did not realize it was being done as part of the grand American race purification scheme.

I'm also a bit confused on how you are linking the food industry to the killing of people unless you think we will start eating Jewish people or making fur coats out of Gypsies when we run out of animals. If that is the plan, then I've got to draw my "line in the tactical sand" right here. God told Moses and Moses wrote down for the rest of us some general rules on what is clean to eat. Now, I want to be a good cylinder in the engine of profit like the rest of us Eichmanns, but God instructed us not to eat critters that eat meat. So, if I am expected to start eating people then I want to put my order in now for some nice, lean vegetarians. Make that free range vegetarians, the ones that graze only on taxpayer funding, not those confined by the cages of competition. Oh, yea, and they will need to have a cloven hoof.

Many on the anti-war left think that some folks, gosh darn it, just weren't meant to live in freedom and we shouldn't be helping free them because they will just get into trouble. As wrong as that thinking has been when applied to the peoples of Afghanistan and Iraq, I do apply it when I am deciding whether to help liberate oh, say a population of pigs or a community of cattle. I saw what happened when my dying elm tree dropped a branch on a fence and liberated the neighbor's suppressed black Angus inhabitants. They did not know how to handle freedom, they wreaked havoc! And I recall reading about the results when some animal rights nuts "freed" some mink. Most of the coats-in-waiting did not know how to handle their newfound freedom either and unceremoniously died.

However, I will recognize the "gallant sacrifices" that some of the "freedom fighters" have made in the war against the meat industry. Many, many squirrels, coons and birds have sacrificed themselves trying to get me to drive off their road. One particularly gallant deer sacrificed herself right on my front bumper recently. If her plan was to startle me briefly and end up partly on my truck grill and partly on my charcoal grill, well then I should pin a medal on what's left of her. I think I'll make it the Baked Potato of Freedom medal with Fried Onion Clusters for bravery.

So, who's next on Ward's enemies list? Is the mad professor going to wear his magic glasses to a baseball game and discover that the wave is really a big rolling double-armed "Hiel Bush"? Or will he wear them while visiting the U.S. Senate? Of course, there he is likely to see more of the Col. Klink and Sgt. Schultz type of Germans. Incompetent, sure. Subject to bribes, sure. But the enemy nevertheless.

It has been fortunate for (pyscho)Ward's carreer that Nazi's had their brutal place in recent history, else he might well have had to reach back to Napolean for all of his comparisons to imperialistic America. That would not be good for Ward. We Americans, we can take it. Call us whatever derogatory names you've got...little Eichmann, Nazi, conservative, Christian...the list goes on. But, if this traveling flea circus had started comparing good Americans to the French there would be no muddling over tenure or free speech. Just a mighty chorus of '..git a rope!'.

I know this guy would like to think his pinhead is poking holes in the radiator of the "mighty engine of profit" and, even if that were the case, it's nothing a half can of StopFreak can't handle. However, I don't need to put on my SS glasses to see that the prof is actually one of those "little Eichmanns" keeping the not-so-mighty engine of ignorance running. In fact, to that hybrid engine which runs on hot air and BS, this guy is a walking power plant. So, I figure he is a legitimate target in the war to defend common sense and he should be fired! Out of a cannon, that is, toward Europe where all Native UnAmericans are welcomed.