Do you have more of these good stories?!
How about the time our guitar player broke the frets on his guitar while doing Hendrix-type sexual acts with his amp? He couldn't play it anymore, so he threw it off stage---feeding back the whole time---and the crowd went wild. So he then picked up an entire amplifier box (Peavey, but it looked like one of the 4-foot tall Marshall boxes) and heaved it off stage too . . .
not noticing that the amp cord was wrapped around his ankle.
Ever see the Roadrunner cartoons where the body disappears and the head hangs around for a second?