[CzarNicky]

I've never had a girlfriend around Feb. 14th. I guess I was just kind of lucky that way.

My funniest story would be that one around that particular holiday I had lost a ring that I had got for graduation and decided to purchase another one. I went to a jewelry store and was looking at mens rings when the sales clerk came up and asked if I was looking for anything. I said I was looking for a ring. The sales clerk then said, "Oh an engagement ring?" To which my response was, "Oh god no! I was just looking for a ring for me." The now sheepish clerk showed me what I was looking for. A few weeks later I found the ring I lost behind my television so I was glad I didn't buy one right then and there.

[NYC GOP Chick]

LOL! Good story. :D

[Melas]

If that's your funniest story, don't quit your day job.