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Key West Prosecutor Faces Streaking Charge
AP ^ | 2-22-05

Posted on 02/22/2005 5:09:51 PM PST by Dan from Michigan

Key West Prosecutor Faces Streaking Charge

18 minutes ago Strange News - AP

KEY WEST, Fla. - A drunk Monroe County prosecutor thought it would be funny to run naked across a parking lot and hop into a friend's car, authorities said. But the joke was on him when he jumped into the wrong car and was arrested.

Albert Tasker, who works for the Monroe County State Attorney's Office, told authorities he had been drinking with friends and thought it would be funny to shed his clothes and run to a friend's car in the parking lot of a Key West motel, according to a police report.

But Tasker apparently got in the back seat of a car occupied by a woman waiting for her boyfriend. The woman screamed and her boyfriend appeared. After the woman called 911, a Key West police officer found Tasker in the middle of the parking lot.

Tasker, 28, was arrested Monday morning and faces charges of disorderly intoxication and indecent exposure, both misdemeanors. Officials with the State Attorney's Office said a request has been sent to Gov. Jeb Bush's office to appoint a special prosecutor to handle the complaints to avoid any appearance of a conflict of interest.

Tasker has been placed on administrative leave without pay and his office is conducting an internal review of the incident.

"It's terribly embarrassing for both him and for us, and we'll wait to see how the facts unfold," said J. Jefferson Overby, the chief assistant state attorney for Monroe County.

Tasker did not have a listed phone number. He did not immediately return an e-mail on Tuesday.



TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: prosecutor; streaker

1 posted on 02/22/2005 5:09:59 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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To: Dan from Michigan

idiot.


2 posted on 02/22/2005 5:12:30 PM PST by Thebaddog (Dawgs off the coffee table.)
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To: Dan from Michigan

Key West, where the women are more manly than the men.


3 posted on 02/22/2005 5:13:28 PM PST by Clemenza (Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
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To: Dan from Michigan



Maybe he could prosecute himself for gross stupidity.


4 posted on 02/22/2005 5:13:37 PM PST by steveo (Member: Fathers Against Rude Television)
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To: Dan from Michigan

Re pic: So that's the face of Justice in Key West? Blind Justice. Blind Drunk (and fat) Justice.


6 posted on 02/22/2005 5:19:34 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Dan from Michigan
Hey, let's not prejudge.

I'm sure he's perfectly attractive bare-assed.

7 posted on 02/22/2005 5:25:51 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Dan from Michigan
"It's terribly embarrassing for both him and for us, and we'll wait to see how the facts unfold," said J. Jefferson Overby, the chief assistant state attorney for Monroe County.

Lighten up, Francis.
8 posted on 02/22/2005 5:27:32 PM PST by microgood (Washington State: Ukraine without the poison)
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To: Dan from Michigan

Disrobe in haste,
repent at leisure.

9 posted on 02/22/2005 5:27:37 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Dan from Michigan

I hate it when this happens to me.


10 posted on 02/22/2005 5:27:43 PM PST by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: Dan from Michigan
You know, nobody in my family has ever been naked.

I heard this growing up again and again, but never fully understood why it was considered noteworthy or important.

It's much clearer now.

11 posted on 02/22/2005 5:30:03 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Dan from Michigan

Well it's easy to see why the woman screamed.


12 posted on 02/22/2005 5:32:17 PM PST by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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To: billorites

I'm sure he's perfectly attractive bare-assed.




naw.......how can someone who lives in Fla. be so pastey, icky white?

Someone call Sea World, they're mising a Beluga.....


13 posted on 02/22/2005 5:33:32 PM PST by duckbutt ( If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.)
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To: duckbutt
"naw.......how can someone who lives in Fla. be so pastey, icky white?"

Really!

14 posted on 02/22/2005 5:42:54 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Dan from Michigan
I screamed "Don't Look, Ethel!"

but it was too late

15 posted on 02/22/2005 9:33:40 PM PST by SmithL (Proud Submariner)
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