[Land_of_Lincoln_John]

And in an unrelated story...the French government is asking if anybody has an old copy of the Maginot Line plans. Next time around it's going all the way to the coast.

And into the Ardennes.

[Gator101]

This reminds me of one of my favorite Letterman top-10 lists from way back:

Top 10 Ways France Is Preparing for the German Reunification - July 18, 1990

10. Dialing 911.
9. Installing speed bumps to slow down Panzers.
8. Cutting bedsheets into convenient easy-to-wave white rectangles.
7. Watching twice as many Jerry Lewis movies just to keep their spirits up.
6. Stockpiling Blistex so they can kiss plenty of German butt.
5. Printing up T-shirts that say, "Don't shoot! I'm a collaborator!"
4. Going a really, really long time without bathing.
3. Suddenly acting all chummy with Chuck Norris.
2. Practicing running backwards and blowing kisses.
1. Developing top secret stealth cheese.