Serbian Secret Agents Steal Fingers from Wax Figures in Madam Tussaud's Museum in London

FOCUS News Agency ^ | BGT: 09 Mar 2005 | 22:26

[mark502inf]

9 March 2005 | 16:09 | London. Serbian secret agents have stolen fingers from the wax figures in the wax museum of Madam Tussaud in London, announced the Macedonian agency Makfax. The agents were assigned a special mission by the Deputy Minister of Culture of Serbia Vladimir Tomcic. Their task was to look at the figures in the museum in London and to take a small part of wax from them. Tomcic owns the Serbian wax museum and wanted to check whether his figures are up to the quality of these in the London museum of Madam Tussaud. The two agents decided to return with real proof and chipped off the fingers from the figures of Churchill, Roosevelt, or Stalin. The agents were caught “on site”. The museum will raise no charges against them since the accident acts as a good piece of advertisement.

[mark502inf]

Good Morning, Mr. Agentovic. The mission for you and your team is to travel to London, enter undetected into Madam Tussaud's Wax Museum, remove the fingers from Stalin & Churchill & Roosevelt, then return them to me. As usual, should you or any member of your team be discovered, the Serbian Deputy Minister of Culture will disavow any knowledge of the operation. Good luck.

[flying Elvis]

Being a secret agent ain't what it used to be.

[lilylangtree]

The "bird" fingers no doubt?

[hflynn]

I hope they used the Cone of Silence when discussing this mission. Whoops!!! Gotta go my shoe is ringing.

[BroncosFan]

An early contender for stupid human trick of the year!

[jwalburg]

When they are done with them they can give them to this guy.

[Jaysun]

I'd like to see some of the neat gadgets these guys must carry with them. Rocket shoes? Invisible cream? Watches that can make time stand still? Who knows?

[flying Elvis]

The pinky fingers I presume

[Dr. Zzyzx]

You couldn't make up stuff this peculiar.

[Sax]

The Serbians could have used those finger chomping chimps from the news a few days ago. They'd have brought back fingers, noses, buttocks, cheeks.....

[nuconvert]

pong

[Ellesu]

[TheOtherOne]

Thank god the wax J LO is safe:

[Frank_Discussion]

The head of Serbian Intelligence has issued the following worldwide directive:

"All You Fingers Are Belong to US! Mark your time!"

[cripplecreek]

They should have asked for someone to give them a hand.

[thoughtomator]

How can you tell it's wax?

[mark502inf]

I know--the headline sort of leaps out at you.

[TheOtherOne]

How can you tell it's wax?

The old guy is not that fast!

[AdmSmith]

I better ping some experts...

[Modernman]

This must be some weird hazing ritual for the new Serbian Secret Agents.