‘Liberalism is Dead’ (Mary Matalin on conservative books, Mary Cheney ect.)

Newsweek ^ | April 2, 2005 | Susannah Meadows

[PJ-Comix]

What else do you hope to publish?
Mary Matalin: My particular interest is in foreign policy and national security, stories like Mary’s, other books from the campaign. It will be a place for contemporary conservatism.

Psst! PSST! Mary! Over here! OVER HERE!!! How about treating the demise of liberalism as GREAT COMEDY? May I HUMBLY submit the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) for consideration for your new conservative imprint? Remember, Mary, the DUmmie FUnnies is BY FAR the FUnniest political blog on the Web. Oh, and Mary, did I mention the DUmmie FUnnies also has the BIGGEST PING List on the most POPULAR current events forum on the Web---the Free Republic?

YOO HOO! OVER HERE, MARY. OVER HERE!!!!!!

[PJ-Comix]

Have more prospective authors already come knocking?
A goodly number of best-selling authors.

Mary! OVER HERE, MARY!!! I may not be a best-selling author yet but my DUmmie FUnnies blog is easily the most popular blog on the Free Republic judging by the fact it has the largest PING List (463 PINGees) of that forum. I PROMISE you that the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories) will be a best-seller. PLUS it will be read by many folks not normally interested in politics due to its humor.

< jumpupanddown>DON'T FORGET THE DUmmie FUnnies, MARY!!!< /jumpupand down>

[PJ-Comix]

What about a critical book that doesn’t ring false?

What about if you quit asking Mary Matalin these IDIOTIC questions? How about if you ask Mary an intelligent question for a change such as, "Do you think there is a place in your publishing imprint that will treat politics as high comedy and make your readers laugh like hell at the foibles of the liberals? Specifically I am thinking of an INCREDIBLY POPULAR political blog that is also FUnnie as hell that should be published as a book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories)."

[holden]

If Liberalism were dead, I wouldn't fear sending my child to public school system.

If Liberalism were dead, Ann Coulter would be welcomed at any of the top mainstream publications.

If Liberalism were dead, Kerry would've lost by more than 3%, and Hillary!'s candidacy would be universally recognized as a bad idea.

If Liberalism were dead, University campi would roll out the carpet for David Horowitz.

If Liberalism were dead, Mary's husband, Corporal Que Ball would have long ago been out of work.

Liberalism is alive and constantly seeking new ways to rehabilitate the seedier aspects of its image.

HF

[Duke Nukum]

Night of the Living Dead is actually a documentary of the 1960 presidential election.

[meadsjn]

How she tolerates Carville,

Hey, didn't Carville co-star in those recent Anaconda movies?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

You would think that she spoke with him about it. Is it just possible that if she thinks it's dead that he may think so too?

I don't think Carville is a liberal ... I think he's an unprincipled adventurer who just happens to have put his money on certain people associated with the left. The fact that she's married to him speaks volumes about her, too, if you follow my drift.

[jpsb]

Mary Matalin is not to be trusted. She sleeps with the devil himself.

[jpsb]

"If Liberalism were dead"

It isn't. Republicans just adopted it, so they could call liberalism conervatisism and make all the kool-aid drinking Freeper happy.

[January24th]

Liberalism is reported by its own family as being BRAIN-DEAD and minimally responsive; but the feeding tube of government programs just keeps it alive, draining our resources, and keeping us from our inheritance of freedom and personal responsibility.

This Democratic Party is the ONLY instance where I believe removing the feeding tube is in the public interest and should be taken away from Howard Dean's rightful claims of guardianship.

[cgbg]

If liberalism were dead universities and law schools would not continue to practice racism in their admissions policies and wouldn't even ask or care about such matters in their applications.