[Mr. Silverback]

Peej, check this out...

[PJ-Comix]

What else do you hope to publish?
Mary Matalin: My particular interest is in foreign policy and national security, stories like Mary’s, other books from the campaign. It will be a place for contemporary conservatism.

Psst! PSST! Mary! Over here! OVER HERE!!! How about treating the demise of liberalism as GREAT COMEDY? May I HUMBLY submit the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) for consideration for your new conservative imprint? Remember, Mary, the DUmmie FUnnies is BY FAR the FUnniest political blog on the Web. Oh, and Mary, did I mention the DUmmie FUnnies also has the BIGGEST PING List on the most POPULAR current events forum on the Web---the Free Republic?

YOO HOO! OVER HERE, MARY. OVER HERE!!!!!!

[PJ-Comix]

Have more prospective authors already come knocking?
A goodly number of best-selling authors.

Mary! OVER HERE, MARY!!! I may not be a best-selling author yet but my DUmmie FUnnies blog is easily the most popular blog on the Free Republic judging by the fact it has the largest PING List (463 PINGees) of that forum. I PROMISE you that the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories) will be a best-seller. PLUS it will be read by many folks not normally interested in politics due to its humor.

< jumpupanddown>DON'T FORGET THE DUmmie FUnnies, MARY!!!< /jumpupand down>

[PJ-Comix]

What about a critical book that doesn’t ring false?

What about if you quit asking Mary Matalin these IDIOTIC questions? How about if you ask Mary an intelligent question for a change such as, "Do you think there is a place in your publishing imprint that will treat politics as high comedy and make your readers laugh like hell at the foibles of the liberals? Specifically I am thinking of an INCREDIBLY POPULAR political blog that is also FUnnie as hell that should be published as a book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories)."