You do not shop at the same Wal-Mart I do...
Probably not... Nor do I go to the same bars. :)
The fun "people-watching" begins after midnight at my local Wal-Mart. I think there's some sort of bell that rings or maybe a National Weather Service alarm.
6:00 - 8:00pm is safe, but you have to be gone by 11:59pm. Trust me.