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Mom, Me and the Minivan (Troll gets nasal electrolysis)

Posted on 04/14/2005 10:45:55 AM PDT by To much nose hair

I have to sit in the back of my Mom’s mini van and listen to her 60’s music.

I lost my license and now have to have my Mom drive me everywhere. She won't let me sit in the front because that is where her dog sits. I need some good advice from freepers on how to solve this problem.

She is a flaming Lib who loves the Democrats and is always saying I must do more for society. I have been doing more for society. My 1992 Grand Marquis with no muffler is off the road so I am saving on gas and I walk to the packy to get my daily 6 pack of natural light. I give my change to the homeless guys so they can go and by their mad dog 2020 and it makes them happy.

It just drives me crazy everyday as I sit in the back of my Mom’s minivan and listen to Dylan and Peter Paul and Mary. The puff the magic dragon song is cool and I often want to light up my dime bag and start the day off like I used to before I lost my license.

On the bright side I have more to smoke at lunch time. Smoking is hard at work because I just got a job as a substitute Jim teacher at a middle school near my Mom’s house. Any and all advice will be welcome.


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To: To much nose hair

121 posted on 04/14/2005 11:55:56 AM PDT by paleocon patriarch ("Never attribute to a conspiracy that which can be explained by incompetence.")
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To: MotleyGirl70
You know those clothes are back in style now. You really ought to stock up on the Indian motif.
122 posted on 04/14/2005 11:56:19 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: To much nose hair
Buh-bye, moonbat.........


123 posted on 04/14/2005 11:56:50 AM PDT by Viking2002 (Let's get the Insurrection started, already..............)
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To: To much nose hair; MotleyGirl70

124 posted on 04/14/2005 11:59:14 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: To much nose hair
What is a Zot?

Now you know, Jim teacher.

125 posted on 04/14/2005 12:05:28 PM PDT by Carolinamom
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126 posted on 04/14/2005 12:08:46 PM PDT by Hi Heels ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927)
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To: Cagey

Dang. You beat me.


127 posted on 04/14/2005 12:09:15 PM PDT by Hi Heels ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927)
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To: show me state

ping.


128 posted on 04/14/2005 12:15:06 PM PDT by BizzeeMom ("We cannot do great things. We can only do small things with great love" Bl. Teresa of Calcutta)
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To: mysterio

PBR absolutely rules.

5.99 for a 12 pack of bottles around here, and good beer to boot.


129 posted on 04/14/2005 12:17:54 PM PDT by jsmith48 (www.isupatriot.com)
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To: Graybeard58

"Is there a Free Republic member out there signing up with a different screen name and different ISP adress and posting these threads just for kicks so he can sit back and enjoy all the comments?"

I often wonder that myself, and even if it is, I hope it keeps coming. It's too funny to stop.


130 posted on 04/14/2005 12:23:48 PM PDT by SoVaDPJ
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To: Hi Heels

Sorry.

131 posted on 04/14/2005 12:24:44 PM PDT by Cagey
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To: Graybeard58
Is there a Free Republic member out there signing up with a different screen name and different ISP adress and posting these threads just for kicks so he can sit back and enjoy all the comments?

Interesting....very interesting...

132 posted on 04/14/2005 12:25:08 PM PDT by Jimmyclyde (Dying ain't much of a living boy...)
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To: To much nose hair

Looking at your FR name, you must have been edukatud in the publik skoolz (it should be TOO, not To).


133 posted on 04/14/2005 12:26:05 PM PDT by Born Conservative ("Mr. Chamberlain loves the working man, he loves to see him work" - Winston Churchill)
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To: To much nose hair

So.....

Just what is it that you are teaching "Jim"?


134 posted on 04/14/2005 12:30:58 PM PDT by rockrr (Revote or Revolt! It's up to you Washington!)
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To: The SISU kid

I'm starting to worry about it. Did you see?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1383654/posts?page=10#10

and


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1383700/posts?page=52#52


135 posted on 04/14/2005 12:31:12 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Ask about free shipping !)
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136 posted on 04/14/2005 12:33:42 PM PDT by Malsua
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I would think that the Chinese trolls would at least stick around some.

I think this guy is from Mexico or maybe Venezuela...


137 posted on 04/14/2005 12:37:25 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (Iohannes Paulus II, Requiescat in Pacem)
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To: MikeinIraq

We need to screen them better. Maybe even give them a test.


138 posted on 04/14/2005 12:41:18 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Ask about free shipping !)
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139 posted on 04/14/2005 12:41:35 PM PDT by Thunder90
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To: To much nose hair

H.I.M. - And Love Said No

Love's light blue led me to you
Through the emptiness that had become my home
Love's lies cruel introduced me to you
And that moment I knew I was out of hope

Kill me, I begged and love said "no"
Leave me for dead and let me go
Kill me, I cried and love said "no"
Kill me, I cried and love said "no"

Love's icy tomb dug open for you
Lies in cemetery that bears my name
Love's violent tune from me to you
Rips your heart out and leaves you bleeding
With a smile on your face
Kill me, I begged and love said "no"
Leave me for dead and let me go
Kill me, I cried and love said "no"
Kill me, I cried and love said "no"

Love's light blue took me from you
And that moment I knew I was out of hope...again

Kill me, I begged and love said "no"
Leave me for dead and let me go
Kill me, I cried and love said "no"
Kill me, I cried and love said "no"
Love said "no"
And love said "no"


140 posted on 04/14/2005 12:46:35 PM PDT by Darksheare (#####This tagline has been viciously run down to prevent it's escape. It has tire marks on it. #####)
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