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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace

What kind of mob boss gets around on a bike?


2 posted on 04/27/2005 3:03:56 PM PDT by Kenny Bunkport
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To: Kenny Bunkport

One who wants to exercise his legs in addition to his trigger finger, perhaps?! ;-)


3 posted on 04/27/2005 3:06:09 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: Kenny Bunkport

Certainly not Gotti, Soprano or Yalkavetta!!


Sorry, I had to sneak that vague Boondock Saints reference in today....


4 posted on 04/27/2005 3:06:38 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (MikeinIraq in 2020!!)
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To: Kenny Bunkport

The same kind that has "the Clown" as their nickname.


7 posted on 04/27/2005 3:08:32 PM PDT by Ex-Dem (40 F in March? Where's global warming when you need it...)
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To: Kenny Bunkport
What kind of mob boss gets around on a bike?

Coming to a neighborhood near you: Pedal-by shootings.

11 posted on 04/27/2005 3:12:04 PM PDT by Egon (It's not that I'm apathetic-- I just really don't care.)
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To: Kenny Bunkport

Kenny Bunkport wrote:

What kind of mob boss gets around on a bike?

--> Smart, He won't get pulled over, and i doubt most people that want him would bother looking for him on a bike.
The college student happened to run accross him just becaue of a school project.


12 posted on 04/27/2005 3:12:13 PM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: Kenny Bunkport
What kind of mob boss gets around on a bike?

If you're driving a car and you get pulled over, you're required by law to produce your drivers' license to the police officer.

If you're driving a car and someone runs a red light and hits you, you are required to provide identification and insurance information to the other driver and the police.

Riding a bike doesn't require any government-issued identification.

18 posted on 04/27/2005 3:23:36 PM PDT by mvpel (Michael Pelletier)
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To: Kenny Bunkport
What kind of mob boss gets around on a bike?

Probably a gift from Kerry for help with the union vote.

21 posted on 04/27/2005 3:29:21 PM PDT by streetpreacher (God DOES exist; He's just not into you!)
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To: Kenny Bunkport

One who's used to running numbers...that sees the gas bills.


26 posted on 04/27/2005 6:14:20 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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To: Kenny Bunkport

What kind of mob boss wanders the streets in a bathrobe?

Evidently seeming mild, innocuous, and perhaps quirky to the general public had its advantages for organized crime kingpins.


39 posted on 04/27/2005 7:22:19 PM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will understand. . .)
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To: Kenny Bunkport

NO driver to 'turn' on you.

No license requirement or plates.

You can go the wrong way on a one-way and live.

Can ride/park virtually anywhere.

Nothing to search, no secure area to preserve 'evidence'.

No place to hide a bug or bomb, and no ignition system to power either.

Nobody would look for a mob boss on a bicycle.

Makes sense to me...


55 posted on 04/27/2005 11:17:20 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (Grant no power to government you would not want your worst enemies to wield against you.)
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