[ex-Texan]

This is a real new report. Really. It's not April 1st. Oh, well . . .

[jocon307]

Pretty funny, but a little too "inside Taiwan" for me to really get it. I do like the "loser's smirk" bit, that's quite amusing, I think I may know some people who have this disease, or at least exhibit that symptom.

[Palladin]

That explains the Jennifer Wilbanks fiasco!

[Imaverygooddriver]

You got to be kidding me. This is real?

"Symptoms include delusional feelings of power and grandeur, audacity, arrogance, childlike behavior and a weakening backbone. While asleep, victims are often heard mumbling, "It's not fair, it's not fair."

Oh wait, it is real. They are describing the French.

[AZHua87]

Health authorities in Taiwan yesterday released a statement confirming a dangerous outbreak of a new bird-flu disease dubbed "Cuckoo Bird Flu" (CBF)

I've found the Mad Scientist that brewed it up too.