Hope this hasn't been posted. I did a search.
1 posted on
05/02/2005 9:53:10 AM PDT by
Asphalt
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To: Asphalt
The huge burrito only becomes a weapon after ingestion.
2 posted on
05/02/2005 9:54:01 AM PDT by
ladtx
( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
To: Asphalt
When burritos are outlawed, only outlaws will have burritos........
3 posted on
05/02/2005 9:55:12 AM PDT by
Dems_R_Losers
(Barbara Boxer is deeply saddened......)
To: Asphalt
Can I be the first to say it, please, please?
Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
4 posted on
05/02/2005 9:55:14 AM PDT by
pa mom
To: Asphalt
5 posted on
05/02/2005 9:55:16 AM PDT by
mcg1969
To: Asphalt
YOU!!! DROP THE BURRITO AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY!!!
To: Asphalt
"...I have a new nickname now: Burrito Boy."
To his dying day...
7 posted on
05/02/2005 9:55:59 AM PDT by
Captain Rhino
("If you will just abandon logic, these things will make a lot more sense to you!")
To: Asphalt
A 30-inch burrito IS a waepon.
To: Asphalt
LOL!
What came to mind was my NBC training during basic, don pro-mask and shout "Gas! Gas! Gas!" then go to MOPP4.
10 posted on
05/02/2005 9:56:56 AM PDT by
Darksheare
(You too can own your very own Bad Idea by Darksheare! Inquire within!)
To: Asphalt
I can understand why the Police were called in. Who eats guacamole? More importantly, where does guacamole come from? Is it manmade?
13 posted on
05/02/2005 9:58:28 AM PDT by
IronChefSakai
(Life, Liberty, and Limited Government!)
To: Asphalt
Spent last week in Houston, TX eating some of these weapons. Almost killed my wife the night of my return.
15 posted on
05/02/2005 9:59:09 AM PDT by
bmwcyle
(Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
To: Asphalt; mhking
17 posted on
05/02/2005 10:00:36 AM PDT by
steveegg
(Bring back Hoosier, Firestone; SOMEBODY to get Badyear off their duffs and make a good tire.)
To: Asphalt
Drop the Chalupa ...NOW!
To: ChefKeith; glock rocks; WestCoastGal; NormsRevenge
No wonder why at the tracks I've been at, there's no burritos :-)
20 posted on
05/02/2005 10:01:58 AM PDT by
steveegg
(Bring back Hoosier, Firestone; SOMEBODY to get Badyear off their duffs and make a good tire.)
To: windcliff
Holy frijole batman. Bean here, done that.
To: Asphalt; Big Giant Head
LOL! I hope they didn't have to destroy his lunch to find out. That is one *serious* burrito!
27 posted on
05/02/2005 10:08:24 AM PDT by
Marie Antoinette
(The same thing we do every day, Pinky. We're going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Countdown to #8)
To: Asphalt
Dang, was he going to share that burrito with someone?
33 posted on
05/02/2005 10:14:35 AM PDT by
k2blader
(Immorality bites.)
To: Asphalt
Check the grassy noll...that's where his accomplice, taco boy, was hiding.
They'll never tell us the real truth here.......
37 posted on
05/02/2005 10:19:26 AM PDT by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there.)
To: Asphalt
Burritos are a component to make methane, a non lethal WMD.
40 posted on
05/02/2005 10:20:54 AM PDT by
rwilson99
(South Park (R)
To: Slings and Arrows; mhking
this isn't a ping. just damn.
41 posted on
05/02/2005 10:22:32 AM PDT by
glock rocks
(For the love of all that's good and decent, don't try this at home)
To: Asphalt
30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapeños Mmmmmm, I'm hungry now.
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