[Non-Sequitur]

Where's Preston Brooks when we need him?

Willow Brook Cemetary, Edgefield, South Carolina

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

Yeah, but it would still be cool to see George Allen cane the crap out of Schumer, would't it? Of course, I'm speaking hypothetically here, in historical reference to Preston Brooks's famous caning of Charles Sumner, Senator of Massachusetts, in the U.S. Senate Chambers, and NOT advocating actual violence, which would be against FR rules.