Oh we have real ones too. But when it's late at night and we know the alarm will ring at 6 AM and y'all show no sign of reaching a conclusion. It is often very time saving to ooh and aah and sigh and wiggle at the right time. Think of it as encouragement to inspire y'all to reach your goal.
Cause men sometimes do not understand we can enjoy the journey even when we don't reach the destination.
I was pulling your leg, I guess you knew that, and you're a very good sport, Miss Chance!