[Plutarch]

That theory holds that female orgasms are simply artifacts ...

Appendix, coccyx, those may be artifacts. Reproductive behavior is no place for artifacts to be found lounging about.

If a scholar is a library's way of creating another library, then a baby is an orgasm's way of producing another generation of orgasms.

[Veto!]

That theory holds that female orgasms are simply artifacts ...
Appendix, coccyx, those may be artifacts.

If the feminists have their way, the penis will be added to the artififacts list. After all, they have turkey basters.