He must be "one of those people":
One of those people who begin sentences with "When I get my settlement..."
One of those people who hold their fork like a tennis racket.
One of those people who take two bites before they start chewing.
One of those people who think "yield" means to come to a complete stop, whip your head from side to side for ten seconds with your mouth open, then proceed with extreme caution.
Check out the troll's tag line.
Why do prisoners get internet access?