[E. Pluribus Unum]

Step right up, getcher Fountain of Youth pills right here, get them while they last, they're going like hot cakes here!

[Nathan Zachary]

I bet there are alot of empty PC chairs right now. In fact, is that the shuffling of old feet and the squeak of wheel chairs I hear?

Living for 150 years would be murder on the Social security system, and just about any other underfunded saving plan.

[Names Ash Housewares]

Great, now retirement age will be 1000.

Do you know how badly something like this could screw up society if people stopped dying?

Who gets the pills first? who is worthy to live longer?

Social security? yeah right.

massive changes would be necessary to accomadate millions of people living beyond what we do today. Lifespans have been inscreasing slowly. Sudden inscrease will create many problems.

[lafroste]

And a new wave of spam is born.

[Names Ash Housewares]

There can be only ONE!!!!

[Oberon]

Hey, don't laugh. Here's a picture of me from last year:

I started taking this stuff in an FDA trial, and here's what I look like now: