No, though I saw saw her play Pookie Adams in that movie. It's a long story, but it started with this icon...if you still don't know, let me know...
Posted on 06/21/2005 4:16:31 PM PDT by pookie18
WASHINGTON, DC --- Howard Dean alerted Democratic Party leaders that it is time to start talking about the moral values behind their liberal beliefs.
"The truth is we're Democrats because of our moral values," said Dean. "We need to focus on the morality behind having sex outside of marriage in the White House, killing unborn children without government interference, creating life in order to destroy it for medical purposes, euthanizing the old and the infirm so they are not a burden to us, teaching oral sex and the values of homosexuality to our elementary school children, creating a welfare state that imprisons people to be reliant on the government forever, keeping religion out of anything that could be in a public forum, praising the desecration of Christian symbols for free speech, and allowing millions of people to continue to be tortured, raped and murdered by a dictator. Moral values. That's what this country needs to hear from the Democrats."
Dean admitted that he was initially having a difficult time getting Democrats to understand what he meant. He is setting up a Morals 101 class in July that will explain to Democrats what moral values are and why Democrats should care about them when it comes to getting votes.
Or lack thereof...this could become interesting. I wonder how long a leash the dems are going to give Dean. Will they wait until he hangs the whole party?
This was hillarious. Mostly because a reasonable person could now believe that this was actually Howard Dean speaking.
Oh bah...I responded before I'd read the whole thing...gotta be a farce...even Dean isn't that insane.
The droning sound of crickets then drove many in the audience to immediately fall asleep.
I guess that random buggary, bribery, coercion, duplicity, etc can be moral values...if one is a slimeball.
Tout them! First they have to have them!
Dean's approval, and he is the face of the DNC, is now at 32% and dropping. Dean is proving the be the best hate machine since Byrd's KKK.
You go Dean, doing good.
Pray tell, what morals would that be, Howie?
Howard Dean and Demos want to live by their own interpretation of right and wrong...the lowest common denominator.
God and Moshiach...they have a higher standard...an absolute standard.
Good one pookie. I know a message board I want to post this on. Did you get your name from Liza Minella in the Sterile Cuckoo?
I keep looking for the Onion Copyright or some type of satire warning.
What does that mean, support moral values? Does that mean to bring back Clinton and Monica to the Oval Office? Is that what he is talking about? Perverts R US, the new democRAT party.
You can't tout what you don't have.
This should read "Dean Tells Dems to Pretend to Tout Morals"
As for the "sound of crickets." Those aren't really crickets that you're hearing. That is the sound of flys being unzipped as the Dems sodomize each other.
this is a joke, right?
tout)
v. tout·ed, tout·ing, touts
v.intr.
1. To solicit customers, votes, or patronage, especially in a brazen way.
2. Chiefly British One who obtains information on racehorses and their prospects and sells it to bettors.
3. One who solicits customers brazenly or persistently: "The administration of the nation's literary affairs falls naturally into the hands of touts and thieves" Lewis H. Lapham.
4. Chiefly Scots and Irish Slang One who informs against others; an informer.
Chron watch oftens spoofs the Rats and the SF Chronicle.
No, though I saw saw her play Pookie Adams in that movie. It's a long story, but it started with this icon...if you still don't know, let me know...
True...the 3rd sentence didn't give it away ;-)
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