Why aren't you right wingers in church? (Troll not, lest thou be zotted).

Beebers 11:28 | The prophet Zottariah.

[Hot Tabasco]

Just darn! I'm thinking I should move to Europe where their timezone is way ahead of ours. That way I'd have about a 6 hour headstart to get in before the zot and I could also post your winning state lottery numbers here way ahead of time and you could run out and buy your ticket.

[marty60]

snows how little you know about Church services.

[Preachin']

"The Catholic Church made Sunday the day or worship, not God."

Actually, the Lord is to be worshiped every day. He is not partial to one particular day.

There are simply times we congregate and do it together.

[chs68]

"You may have, but it's a good thing you didn't say anything about the Kumbyah prison camps we're setting up."

Now you have done it!

You know the penalty for revealing such information.

Report at once to the Covered-Casserole Kitchen for further instructions.

[chs68]

"Whatever you do, don't tell him about the new REQUIRED profession of faith before you can vote or get a driver's license!

And, for God's sake, don't mention the "speaking in tongues" test!"

I'm kind of nervous.

I have my snake-hander's test this afternoon.

[tiamat]

I know that.

But I run fast, and I'm little.

:-)

[LS]

Just look into its eyes and remember Paul after he crashed on the island!

[The Old Hoosier]

[Dionysius]

Go back to the bath house! That's your place of worship.

[righttackle44]

"Report at once to the Covered-Casserole Kitchen for further instructions."

LO-really-L!