[al baby]

Those books are made from recycled paper from all of al franken hillary clintons and bill clintons unsold books

[Mrs. Shawnlaw]

Did he write the same thing about the Clinton memoirs?

[knittnmom]

While bemoaning the destruction of the Dihing-Patkai rainforest, Ms. Spivak said that the Sierra Club was "pulling out all the stops" to keep similar ecological atrocities from occurring in the future: "We are doing everything in our power to keep Bill Clinton from writing another book."

LOL! Too bad this is satire, and not the truth!

[ElkGroveDan]

Besides, the rain forests are more useful for hardwood to be used in furniture. They make lousy pulp. Softwood trees like pines from the American continent are much better for paper.

[joesnuffy]

Made a lot of people's money disappear from their wallets as well...

[Little Pig]

I realize this is satire, but FWIW at the end of the book, the "about the author" section clearly states that the paper in the book contains "no fiber from ancient forests". Also as noted, the silviculture plantings of yellow pine and other pulpwood around the US are far better for paper manufacturing than some gigantic hardwood from south america (now, those redwoods and sequoias, on the other hand...jk)

[Nathan Zachary]

Whew! Good thing trees grow back! Plant some walker poplars, those suckers are ready to harvest in 10 years.

[70times7]

(SPOILER) For all you Harry Potter fans, I just want to say this: Dumbledore is the one who dies, he is killed by Professor Snape.

No, I don’t know why. I didn't read the book , and I don’t intent to – don’t have the time or the inclination. It was fun posting this info, however…

Yes, I am a rotten guy, thank you very much.

[Oztrich Boy]

Ar last. Someone with a halfway rational objection to the Potter books

[blueberry12]

That's bad for the trees. I'm very sorry for those trees. /sarcasm

But what's really bad is that Harry Potter's book draws people into witchcraft.

[Billthedrill]

I don't see why we're using our precious rainforests to print pulp fiction (sorry) when there are better, renewable resources available such as the skins of kittens. But hey, that's just me...

[sandbar]

That's why we should use hemp to make paper.

[Chode]

so the brave little rain forrest gave it's life for the cheerdren...

[TChris]

Very funny piece. :-)