This about Helen of Troy?.....what?... she IS Helen of Troy!
No one would go to war to bring her back.
Um, not to disagree with you or anything...but...
Helen of Troy was said to have had the face that launched a thousand ships. That's ships. With a P. I'm just saying
More like, Helen of Ploy (to hurt those wascally weepublicans).
It would be worth Dick Cheney announcing just to get her to do it or prove herself a liar (we knew that). We win either way.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)