[Dominick]

http://www.summum.us/summum.shtml

Worth a visit. For nothing else but:Summum is the only organization in the world to offer the service of Modern Mummification.

Why you may ask? Well:
The Summum Philosophy embodies the Principles of Creation Itself. From Grand Cycle to Grand Cycle the fundamental esoteric teachings of the Summum Bonum are taught to select advanced souls who then progress to new spiritual levels. The last recorded reservoir of these teachings on planet Earth has been found in Egypt, a home of the pyramids.

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Even the teachings of the Gnostic and Early Christians drew their roots from the Summum Principles. Unfortunately, these same teachings were lost at the time of Constantine whose iron hand smothered philosophy with its blanket of theology. The loss to the Christian Church was incalculable, for its very essence and spirit was gutted. Its participants were thrown into the abyss of the dark ages.

You Gnasty little Gnostics....

Bad emperor. Bad BAD!

I need to go and have a good laugh...

[Army Air Corps]

"The Summum Philosophy embodies the Principles of Creation Itself. From Grand Cycle to Grand Cycle the fundamental esoteric teachings of the Summum Bonum are taught to select advanced souls who then progress to new spiritual levels."

Let me guess, "advanced souls" means "suckers with deep pockets who can pay for years of so-called spiritual training."

[kharaku]

I thought the gnostics beleived the world was created by an evil god...

[buwaya]

And here I was thinking it was just some ACLU-type pranksters inventing a religion just to make trouble.