[NaughtiusMaximus]

Let's see,

Rule #1. Don't drive with your elbow out the window, another car will go by and knock it off.

Rulw #2. Don't forget your galoshes, you'll catch cold.

[Prime Choice]

Rule #3: Someday your face is going to freeze like that.

Rule #4: Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is.