Posted on 08/08/2005 4:41:58 AM PDT by genefromjersey
BAD NEWS BARED
Sausalito,California – known for its views of the Pacific – and its laid-back attitudes toward people who embrace varying lifestyles – is having a problem.
It seems an unidentified man has decided swimming nude along the shoreline is his favorite hobby : a hobby that places him in “up close and personal” view of hundreds of tourists .
The tourists , who patronize the upscale harborside restaurants , used to be able to watch the antics of harbor seals , and are less-than-pleased with this unwanted substitute.
Police say they would like to chat with the swimmer – although no laws have been broken by his performances – and “get his side of the story”.
The tourists – a tough audience at best -say they’ve seen altogether too much of the swimmer’s side, back, front , top and bottom , and much prefer the seals.
Little Rock, Arkansas: A court date has been set for three strippers , who are accused of “ spanking a truck driver too vigorously” at his birthday party.
The trio,who work at a Jacksonville night club,allegedly went overboard in administering a spanking – onstage – to the 31 yeard old man.
After the truck driver’s “friends” paid $ 25 , the birthday boy was seized, handcuffed,stripped on stage, and beaten with a 3’ paddle and a belt: so badly, the driver claims, he was unable to sit comfortably for several days.
Did I mention news reports describe the victim as a Bald Knob man ? That the defendants are represented by an attorney named Wankum ?
New York City: A Democratic candidate for City Council has announced plans to hold a “Havana Night” campaign party next month , at a Manhattan nightclub.
There will be no nudity at the $20 per person event – but there will be bikini –wearing go-go dancers,and men wearing only briefs. The candidate says they will provide a “sexy,erotic show”.
The candidate says he has been at far too many boring fundraisers ,and wants to do “something different”.
Los Angeles: Imitation is said to be the most sincere form of flattery , and a strip club owner – who says he was inspired by the very successful “Vagina Monologues” on Broadway , and at womens’ colleges across the nation – claimed to be surprised by the reaction of womens groups to his new sign.
For some reason or other , his big new “Vaginas R Us” sign just hasn’t gone over as well as expected .
Word is a certain toy chain – noted for being quite protective of its trademark- is not too thrilled either.
I wonder if it will be held in a filthy, broken-down Communist hell-hole, with him wearing a nice army uniform.
"A court date has been set for three strippers , who are accused of “ spanking a truck driver too vigorously” at his birthday party."
Yea, but did he like it?
I ommitted some of the details that beady-eyed rascals might get over excited about-such as how the ladies restrained the truck driver's head.
The guy must of had some friends that were trying to get even with him. Some friends that get you stripped, tied up and paddled on stage in front of everybody.
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