What's the cure for a has-been band about to release a subpar album? Why a "controversial song" of course.
My second cousin worked for British Telecom...he used to set up wire taps on the Stones for law enforcement agencies...fun stuff..."Vulgar Half-wits" is the term he used to describe them...
When Mick is 70 he'll say, "Uh, did I say that? What does that mean? Uh! What's my name again..."