[gov_bean_ counter]

He told a roomful of local Democrats he thinks the party can win the hearts of Americans, but only if members adjust to the times and use all their tools to emphasize their platform.

Yeah, and if a frog had wings...

If a boar had t*ts...

etc, etc.

[DarthVader]

He is on my company's board of directors. He should be booted off because I do not trust his judgement or insight.