DFU SONG: Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show (Reverend Al's pandering travelin' show)

He'll camera whore...and if he has a chance to throw fuel on the flames, then he will
He's asking why all the Jew diamond merchants are hurting his poor people still
Now he'll hit the road...off to the Cindy ditch
He'll pretend he cares...man, that's really rich

It's Al, Reverend Al, it's Reverend Al's travelin' pandering show
Don't mention Brawley had turned into folly or look out below
'Cause he's gonna's blow...Reverend Al's show

He is saying the war was a great big mistake and, of course, we are destined to fail
He'll hunger strike but his people will sneak in some food like when he was in jail
Now he'll hit the road...off to the Cindy ditch
He'll pretend he cares...man, that's really rich

It's Al, Reverend Al, it's Reverend Al's travelin' pandering show
Don't mention Brawley had turned into folly or look out below
'Cause he's gonna's blow...Reverend Al's show

A race baiter...a big time Jew hater
Loathes the po-leese...who are maintaining peace
Film is real...showing his cocaine deal
He's as phony...as veggie baloney
Cruising dumpsters...you will find his rumpster

He has just arrived...in the Cindy ditch
He pretends he cares...man, that's really rich

Al, Reverend Al, it's Reverend Al's pandering travelin' show
Don't mention Brawley had turned into folly or look out below
'Cause he's gonna's blow...Reverend Al's show

FROM THE 2004 CAMPAIGN. The old MIDI is inoperable, so here is a link to a new one (I hope it traks okay). Take it away, TaRayZa ---

MIDI - SEND IN THE CLOWNS

I start to speak...but then I shriek
I hear them shout "Four more years!"...and so I freak
They sent their goons

We're the elite...bow when you greet
When I'm first lady my life will be complete
They sent their goons...GOP goons

They have no right...to be in sight
I have big money and I will prevail in this fight
I am prepared to say "Shove it" all day and all night
They sent their goons...GOP goons

Don't mess with me...in a Wendy's
I'l throw at you this food that they call "Chili"
They sent their goons...their GOP goons...I so hate their goons

You have no chance...obey my rants
Or perhaps they'll find your head in Berger's pants
They sent in their goons...their GOP goons...I so hate their goons

BUSTED: Caught on an FBI Surveillance Tape Discussing a Cocaine Deal

The television show HBO's Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel showed a 1983 FBI videotape in which Al Sharpton is seen talking about laundering drug money with former mobster Michael Franzese, a Mafioso-turned-undercover-FBI informant posing as a cocaine dealer. Now you might think something like this might be bad news for a presidential candidate, but to hear Sharpton talk about it, there's nothing unseemly about it.

Now, to be fair, no indictments were issued and the sting operation was never completed. But those are pretty thin excuses for a president of the United States. (At least he didn't blame a DUII on his political enemies.)

Sharpton got into this mess through his friendship with boxing promoter Don King, a longtime friend of his. Franzese, a former Colombo family captain, alleges that a South American drug dealer looking to launder money through boxing promotions approached him. According to Franzese,Sharpton was going to arrange a meeting between the dealer and King.

But the drug dealer was really an undercover FBI agent in a probe of boxing corruption. Sharpton claimed the tape was a "total attempt to set up and criminalize people," that it was leaked to scuttle his possible presidential bid, and that HBO distorted the evidence by showing only selected portions of the tape. He also clamed that a second tape existed that exonerated him.

Sharpton sued HBO for defamation and asked for $1 billion in damages. (As if he had a billion dollar reputation before the tape aired.) HBO Sports spokesman Ray Stallone described the suit as "so silly that it is unworthy of comment." Nothing has come of it since it was filed.

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.