[goldstategop]

Autoeroticism Alert! The ultimate orgasm is near death.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[Nicholas Conradin]

Autoeroticism Alert!

Of course, that's a possibility. Many of such solitary deaths are ascribed to "accidental" strangulation.

Think of it as evolution in action. Or maybe it's an act of God or Intelligent Design or whatever alias they're going by these days