[navysealdad]

Look-let's face it-it's all GW Bush's fault. The evacuation plan would have worked if Bush had not had the Dept. of Def shoot down the space ship that Louis Farrakhan and the infamous Rita X have talked about. That space ship was the REAL evacuation plan.
Rita, myself and Louis had the space ship ready but Michael Brown of FEMA had the Air Force hit us with a cruise missile and we had to go back to the "black hole" to get repairs.

[kinsman redeemer]

...but that was all AFTER George Bush authorized initiation of the the Meteorological Adjustment Damage Manipulation Against Negroes (MADMAN) project in order to move his personal oil drilling operations right into downtown New Orleans so he and Dick Cheney can simultaneously raise gas prices to get rich quick. Anyway, that's what I heard.

Or something like that.