Skip to comments.
The Storm That Ate The GOP (Morford alert)
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| 9/14/05
| Mark Morford
Posted on 09/14/2005 5:00:05 PM PDT by Crackingham
Can you hear that? That low scraping moan, that painful scream, that compressed hissing wail like the sound of an angry alligator caught in a vise? Why, it's the GOP, and they're screaming, "No, no it can't be, oh my God, please no, this damnable Katrina thing is just an unstoppable PR disaster for us!"
After all (they wail), who woulda thought dissing all those poor black people and letting so many of them die in filth and misery in the Superdome while our pampered CEO president enjoyed yet another vacation would cause such an ugly backlash, such harsh criticism of the glorious, rich-über-alles GOP creed?
Who knew it would lay bare our deeply inbred agenda of social injustice and civil neglect, and our systematic abuse of the country? This storm thing is so not the thing we need right now because, oh my God look, just look! We've been so golden! We've had the run of the candy store! We have been gods among swine!
Can you hear them? Hastert to DeLay to Frist to Santorum to Rove to Cheney to Bush himself, across the board and all down the snickering party line they keen, "It's not fair! We've been planning this regime, this overthrow for 40 years! We've worked so damn hard to drive a wedge into the culture and an ice pick into the heart of the nation, working like demons on meth to mangle this country's economy and sense of pride so as to boost corporate profits and lock down our wealth and empire!"
And now Katrina. And now a furious backlash we never predicted that could very well spell the death of our wanton free-for-all gluttony. Damn you, Mother Nature! Damn you, uppity female!
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: 1polesitter; 3dollarbill; aidsdementia; aidsfactory; aidspetridish; analavenger; bannedfrommensroom; bitteroldqueen; blinddatehorror; bugchaserorgiftgiver; bushsfault; buttbandit; buttpirate; chickenpoofer; chorizochaser; crazyasabetsybug; dandy; dirtysanchez; dowdismoreofaman; dramaqueen; ecolionthebrain; footballbat; friendofdorothy; gerbilterror; hamsterpacker; harridan; hissyfit; hussy; ifeelpretty; lemmiwinkscomehome; loser; mandatorybarfalert; manwhore; markhaspms; mba; mentallyill; missmorford; misterbrowntooth; mrslavepositionseven; nancyboy; nomasculineside; pillowbitingloon; queer; ravingmoonbat; sandinthevaseline; sanfranciscotreat; sissy; sodomite; spitsonyourback; strapaboardon; thattimeofthemonth; thegerbilator; turnyourheadandcough; villageperson; wishfulthinking
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-32 last
To: Crackingham
I don't do recreational drugs so I can't understand a damn thing they write in the SF Chronicle.
21
posted on
09/14/2005 6:26:08 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(We Gave Peace A Chance. It Didn't Work Out. Search keyword: 09-11-01.)
To: Crackingham
"Can you hear that? ..."
No.
"Can you hear them? ... "
No.
To: Slings and Arrows
are you suuuuuuuure you want what I'd bring to the table?
23
posted on
09/14/2005 7:09:48 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
To: King Prout
24
posted on
09/14/2005 7:44:29 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Every family should have a crew-served weapon.")
To: Crackingham
25
posted on
09/14/2005 8:34:16 PM PDT
by
185JHP
( "The thing thou purposest shall come to pass: And over all thy ways the light shall shine.")
To: Crackingham
I don't hear any little screaching noises in my head. Hmmm.
26
posted on
09/15/2005 12:00:16 AM PDT
by
GVnana
To: Crackingham
27
posted on
09/15/2005 12:06:46 AM PDT
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: Slings and Arrows
I managed to enter a few before my browser hiccoughed.
can you spot 'em?
28
posted on
09/15/2005 12:11:32 AM PDT
by
King Prout
(and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
To: Slings and Arrows
29
posted on
09/15/2005 11:18:10 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Politicians are like Slinkies. Good for nothing. But you smile when you push them down the stairs)
To: King Prout
I kinda figured CHORIZOCHASER was one of yours. Which others?
30
posted on
09/15/2005 11:26:34 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Every family should have a crew-served weapon.")
To: The SISU kid
31
posted on
09/15/2005 11:27:16 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Every family should have a crew-served weapon.")
To: Slings and Arrows
32
posted on
09/15/2005 3:46:06 PM PDT
by
bitt
('But once the shooting starts, a plan is just a guess in a party dress.' Michael Yon)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-32 last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
