"...so you see, it's like this: one day my nuts were there and then *poof* they were gone!"
"Tom Daschle has taught me how to look..." (sighs) "DEEPLY concerned."
(thinking) "I just KNOW they're going to try to Bork me. And then I have to worry about the Democrats."
(thinking) "I don't know who I have to worry about more--Ted Kennedy hitting on me during the hearings or Darth Vader Ginsburg after I join the Court."
Cheers!