I also love the fact that felonious Sandy Burglar is brought in to vouch for Clinton - like he has any credibility at all!
Did the plea bargain for the Burglar let him off with a misdemeanor, or was he charged with a felony?
Read somewhere the other day that he was arrested for speeding which violated the plea bargain and should send him off to gaol. But the story seems to have fallen off the end of the earth.
Ah well, Sandy's story was a simple one of certain papers disappearing into pants, socks, jock straps, and such articles of clothing. What the heck, don't all of us have important papers fall into our trousers? Shucks, nothin' that couldn't happen to any ol' country boy.
Strangely enough, it seems these secret and classified papers might have incriminated someone or something in a powerful position. Not your usual situation that could happen to any ol' country feller.
Gilbert and Sullivan noted a long time ago, "When a felon's not engaged in his employment or maturing his felonious little plan, his capacity for innocent enjoyment is just as great as any honest man's."
And someone who has a capacity for classified documents falling into his socks will show up on 60 minutes tonight for 'is h'innocent h'enjoyment by defending a powerful someone or something.