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Candidate Saves Supporter Who Choked On Chicken
WFTV ^ | 10-24-2005

Posted on 10/25/2005 12:24:39 PM PDT by Cagey

STEVENSVILLE, Md. -- Maryland gubernatorial candidate Doug Duncan has at least one vote.

He performed the Heimlich maneuver on a supporter who choked on a chicken sandwich during a campaign lunch stop over the weekend.

Queen Anne's County Commissioner Gene Ransom got a bite of his meal stuck in his throat. Duncan jumped up and thrust his fists into the commissioner's gut three times and out it popped.

Ransom said it was a terrifying experience.

Duncan's visit was part of his tour of every county in the state. Duncan, a Democrat, announced his bid for governor last week.


TOPICS: Politics/Elections; US: Maryland
KEYWORDS: chickenchoking; easytarget; lowhangingfruit; rubberchicken
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1 posted on 10/25/2005 12:24:40 PM PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey

Okay....I will resist! [snicker]


2 posted on 10/25/2005 12:25:54 PM PDT by Lekker 1 ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
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To: Cagey

Must...

Resist...

Temptation...


3 posted on 10/25/2005 12:26:39 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
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To: Lekker 1

LOL! First one to take the easy shot loses! =)


4 posted on 10/25/2005 12:27:55 PM PDT by Riley ("Bother" said Pooh, as he fired the Claymores.)
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To: Cagey

choke....

chicken...

its almost too much to bear....

why must thou feed me straight line.


5 posted on 10/25/2005 12:28:42 PM PDT by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
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To: Cagey

Democrat ... Chicken .... Ch... This stuff writes itself doesnt it?


6 posted on 10/25/2005 12:30:04 PM PDT by contemplator (Capitalism gets no Rock Concerts)
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7 posted on 10/25/2005 12:30:06 PM PDT by oldleft
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To: Cagey

Well, it looks like Mr. Duncan has the chicken choker vote pretty much in hand.


8 posted on 10/25/2005 12:31:02 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: andy58-in-nh

We have a winner


9 posted on 10/25/2005 12:31:32 PM PDT by contemplator (Capitalism gets no Rock Concerts)
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To: JRios1968

Duncan jumped up and thrust his fists into the commissioner's gut three times and out it popped.

10 posted on 10/25/2005 12:31:32 PM PDT by RedRover
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To: Riley

And to slip in the word "Supporter". That's just wrong.


11 posted on 10/25/2005 12:31:52 PM PDT by Lekker 1 ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Nice! LOL


12 posted on 10/25/2005 12:32:18 PM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Nicely phrased, Sir!


13 posted on 10/25/2005 12:32:24 PM PDT by D.P.Roberts
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To: Cagey
Well as we have a winner and all bets are off. I use to watch Rocko's modern life with my son. Trivia for "Rocko's Modern Life" (1993) In the first two seasons, the diner where the characters always eat is "Chokey Chicken", which has a giant choking chicken as a mascot. In the third season, "Chokey Chicken" became "Chewy Chicken". There are many hidden sexual references in Rocko's Modern Life, and this was one of the more blatant ones. It was changed because the show is designed for a young audience.
14 posted on 10/25/2005 12:34:06 PM PDT by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
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Another pervert saved by a politician.

Later he saved a man who was spanking a monkey.


15 posted on 10/25/2005 12:34:35 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Hahahaha! Excellent.

Doug Duncan, Democrat.


16 posted on 10/25/2005 12:34:38 PM PDT by Cagey (Conservatism is a movement, not a political party.)
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Duncan jumped up and thrust his fists into the commissioner's gut three times and out it popped.

Duncan's fist popped out of the commissioner's gut? Who writes this garbage?

17 posted on 10/25/2005 12:35:05 PM PDT by MortMan (Eschew Obfuscation)
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Well, it looks like Mr. Duncan has the chicken choker vote pretty much in hand.

I heard that one in the hand is worth two in the bush.

18 posted on 10/25/2005 12:35:39 PM PDT by Lekker 1 ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
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To: Cagey

The man wasn't choking, Duncan was furious that the man was eating HIS sandwich.


19 posted on 10/25/2005 12:35:49 PM PDT by wvobiwan (Liberal Slogan: "News maganizes don't kill people, Muslims do." - Ann Coulter)
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To: RedRover

MUST...


RESIST...


TEMPTATION!!!!


20 posted on 10/25/2005 12:37:28 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
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