[umgud]

Poor Chrissy can't win no matter what the outcome.

If there are really big indictments, he'll succumb to massive multiple orgasms.

If there aren't big indictments, he'll succumb to apoplexy.

I hope for the latter.

[Use It Or Lose It]

It's fun to watch Chrissy every once in a while, just to see the look of arousal on his face, nostrils flaring, mouth agape, the involuntary wiggle in the chair. I expect to see him light up a cigarette and exhale deeply when it's all over. Whatta guy.

[alarm rider]

I hope his head expoldes. He is a monumental twit.