[Mr Ramsbotham]

Is there really such a thing as a Chinese chicken? I had General Tso's chicken the other night ... it looked more like Corporal Chin's cat.

[Esther Ruth]

"BEIJING — Authorities ordered all live poultry markets in China's capital to close immediately and went DOOR TO DOOR SEIZING chickens and ducks from private homes, as the government dramatically BEEFED up its fight against bird flu (search) on Monday!!"

You -You pay $5.95 for boo-fey, you - you seet over der, ya, and you eat no chicken, no chicken, ow-ny beef! Chop chop now, you have money? General Tso Beef only!