To: Born Conservative
2 posted on
11/13/2005 6:19:02 PM PST by
flashbunny
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To: Born Conservative
3 posted on
11/13/2005 6:19:07 PM PST by
Fiddlstix
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To: Born Conservative
And they made fun of ronnie for Calling Catsup a vegetable.
To: Born Conservative
Beer and (cold) pizza.
The Breakfast of Champions.
6 posted on
11/13/2005 6:22:27 PM PST by
okie01
(The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
To: Born Conservative
FDA Tomato Ruling May Make Pizza a Health Food I've said this for years!
8 posted on
11/13/2005 6:24:57 PM PST by
HitmanLV
(Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
To: Born Conservative
Pizza
Its not just for breakfast anymore
9 posted on
11/13/2005 6:31:39 PM PST by
apackof2
(There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works. Will Rogers)
To: Born Conservative
DiGiorno has now marketed low fat pizza. Tastes great and isn't fattening!
(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie.Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
10 posted on
11/13/2005 6:36:04 PM PST by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: Born Conservative
YEAH! Pizza, Vino, and beer are GOOD FOR YOU America!
13 posted on
11/13/2005 6:38:41 PM PST by
Clemenza
(In League with the Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, and the Learned Elders of Zion)
To: Born Conservative
I was all excited till I realized I didn't have a prostate.:(
To: Born Conservative
Woo hoo! I had piza for dinner.
To: Born Conservative
Pizza must be a health food. It has kept a country full of lazy, euroweenie socialists well fed for at least the last sixty years.
18 posted on
11/13/2005 7:04:27 PM PST by
308MBR
(If we ain't supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?)
To: Born Conservative
Aside from all those nasty carbs in the crust, the rest of pizza is healthy: Meat, cheese, vegetables, etc. A balanced healthy meal.
19 posted on
11/13/2005 7:07:08 PM PST by
Atlas Sneezed
(Your FRiendly FReeper Patent Attorney)
To: Born Conservative
You'll find tomatoes in the vegetable section of your supermarket or produce market. You'll find canned tomatoes in the 'canned vegetables' isle of your supermarket. Therefore: tomatoes are a vegetable. To quote Lloyd Bentsen, "I've known fruits and you Mr Tomato are no fruit!"
20 posted on
11/13/2005 7:09:08 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
("in the end, nothing explains anything.")
To: Born Conservative
FDA this week said food companies can claim cancer-fighting benefits for tomatoes and tomato sauce in ads and on labels. He, he, what about my Bloody Maaary? That is much better cancer fighting benefit in liquid form, with vodka accelerator, no need to chew and feel macho better. Put that on the label!
To: Born Conservative
David Stockman is FINALLY vindicated.
24 posted on
11/13/2005 7:50:38 PM PST by
Petronski
(Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
To: Born Conservative
They can never make up their minds on food, can they. It changes by the week so I just eat what I want to.
25 posted on
11/13/2005 8:36:25 PM PST by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Born Conservative
The healthiest of tomatoes is the thought tomato, of course. It makes you much smarter, but has some minor side effects such as nausea, headache, swollen glands, limbs falling right off and spontaneous combustion.
To: Born Conservative
The sauce on a pizza is such a small portion of the total that you'd die of cholesterol from the cheese and weight gain fron the crust long before any health benfits accrued from the tomato sauce!
27 posted on
11/13/2005 9:22:25 PM PST by
JimRed
("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?")
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