Coast to Coast: Sean David Morton - Predictions

Coast to Coast ^ | 11/18/05 | George Noory

[BurbankKarl]

On Now....talking about his predictions of 5 major US Hurricanes this year..

[BurbankKarl]

Coast to Coast Ping

[BurbankKarl]

ping

[Zeppo]

He's working so hard to pat himself on the back that he is bordering on being unintelligible...

[BurbankKarl]

USC will beat Texas 35-27 in the Rose Bowl

[Bender]

Morton couldn't fall out of a boat and predict he would hit water.

But, it is Hoax to Hoax so he is a perfectly appropriate guest.

[A CA Guy]

Does he predict that General James Jameson will finally prefect the transportation beams for hookers this year?

[A CA Guy]

Don't know about that, what if the whole team is jailed by then?

[Bratch]

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He's working so hard to pat himself on the back that he is bordering on being unintelligible...

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[dennisw]

Art Bell: Real-life weekend host of syndicated on-air and Internet radio program "Coast to Coast AM." Hendrie lampoons him ("I have news out of NASA--and it's shocking") from time to time. Hendrie opens the segment with a parody of "Coast to Coast's" opening with their own announcer, Ross Mitchell repeating Hendrie's single call-in number of 800-449-8686 as opposed to Bell's multiple numbers. Theme music is "Dancing Queen" by ABBA, a song Bell himself often uses. Art often advertises outlandish products from a fictitious sponsor, "Peenman Enterprises" ("But first, this from Peenman Enterprises"), selling things such as the "Earth Handle" and the "Human Waste Chili Maker." A frequent guest of "Art's" is "General Johnson Jameson" who reports from his underground bunker "deep within the Saskatchewan Crust." General Jameson was inspired by Art Bell's real guests, Richard C. Hoagland and Major Ed Dames. So uncanny is Hendrie's impersonation that callers to Bell's program often ask when "General Jameson" will return to the show, much to Bell's delight.

[Simmy2.5]

While I am leary of so-called psychics who can see the future, at the same time, if someone gets a bunch of predictions right (and I DON'T mean vague crud), then I might perk up my interest more. One guy, that I can't think at the moment, has been pretty accurate from the few times I have heard him on Coast to Coast.

With that said, being open minded doesn't mean I'm stupid. This guy...I don't think so. If he have any 'true' psychic abilities, it seems he is mixing his politics with it.

[BurbankKarl]

I have the Hendrie Area 51 spoof....that is classic....Gen Jameson gets machine gunned by the security forces...

[A CA Guy]

Next, Art Bell refers to Hillary as Mel's hole.

[A CA Guy]

I would love to have heard that one.

[BurbankKarl]

It is on my computer at work...I will try to remember to upload it tomorrow, and post a link

[HitmanLV]

I had the misfortune of bumping into Sean David Morton at NYC's New Life Expo several years ago. He was one of the featured guests. Really short guy: shorter than me (I'm 5'8" or so) and he was wearing cowboy boots.

I wouldn't trust him enough to ask what time it was, let alone peer into the future. ;-)

PS - Single guys, go to these expos. They are pickup heaven!

[BurbankKarl]

Sean David Morton

Wife predicts USC 45 Fresno St 10

[BurbankKarl]

What do you listen to at a New Life Expo? Sea Crystals for fun and survival?

[Zeppo]

I have rarely heard anybody speak so much yet say so little...

[dennisw]

Sounds hilarious. General Johnson Jameson obviously survived the machine gun attack

Area 51 is old hat but in the 1990's I was a sucker for anything about it. And Art Bell exploited that,