I'm offended by the easily offended PC crowd. Surely my offended sensibilities are as valid as theirs!
"For the perpetually offended activists"
Isn't it about time the MAJORITY GETS OFFENDED.
Screw the minorities. They offend the hell out of me!
I've concluded that those awake each morning and seek out a reason to be offended before their feet ever touch the ground are victims of a personality disorder. Being offended raises their self-esteem, evidences their intellectual and spiritual superiority, and gives them power to dictate the thoughts and behaviors of those among us who are less enlightened.
Fie on them...