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Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks
NewsFrom Russia.com ^ | 11/29/2005 | Staff

Posted on 11/29/2005 12:15:17 PM PST by Red Badger

The growing epidemic of obesity means that many women and some men aren't getting the full benefit of vaccines and other intramuscular injections, researchers here said today.

The solution may be longer needles, said Victoria Chan, M.B., of the Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Dublin colleagues reported at the Radiological Society of North America meeting here.

Many medications designed to be delivered by injection into a major muscle group, such as the buttocks, don't make it into muscle when the buttocks are overly fat, said Dr. Chan. Indeed, in a prospective imaging study, Dr. Chan and colleagues found that more than two-thirds of injections failed to reach muscle tissue.

"Our study has demonstrated that a majority of people -- especially women -- are not getting the proper dosage from injections to the buttocks," Dr. Chan said. "There's no question that obesity is the underlying cause."

The implication of the study is that -- as the obesity epidemic expands -- more and more patients may not get the full benefit from intramuscular injections, she said. Because fat tissue has fewer blood vessels than muscle, it is less effective in distributing medications, reports MedPage Today.

Before the examinations the patients had a small air bubble injected into their buttocks using a standard-sized needle. The researchers analysed the CT images to determine the location of the air bubble. They found that the success rate of the jabs was only 8% in women - meaning that 23 out of 25 women did not receive an injection into the muscle. In men, the success rate was 56%.

Just 32% of the total group of patients had injections that delivered the air bubble correctly.

"Our study has shown that 68% of intramuscular injections do not reach the muscles of the buttock. The amount of fat tissue overlying the muscles exceeds the length of the needles commonly used for these injections," said Dr Chan.

She pointed out that women typically have more fat in their buttocks than men and suggested that longer needles might be required to ensure the success of bottom jabs, reports Daily Mail. O.Ch.


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Some people will need a car wash wand........
1 posted on 11/29/2005 12:15:17 PM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger; Xenalyte
Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks

Second Runner-Up in the Best Headlines Of The Week contest.

2 posted on 11/29/2005 12:16:14 PM PST by Lazamataz (When life gives you lemons, kick it in the shins and take its wallet.)
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To: Red Badger
We certainly certainly aren't half-assing this story...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=any;o=score;s=buttocks
3 posted on 11/29/2005 12:16:56 PM PST by Borges
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To: Red Badger

Duplicate:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1529989/posts


4 posted on 11/29/2005 12:17:27 PM PST by BostonianRightist ("Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue." ~ Senator Goldwater)
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To: Lazamataz

Who's on first?.......


5 posted on 11/29/2005 12:17:56 PM PST by Red Badger (There are no female angels..............)
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To: Red Badger
Minorities and women with back hit hardest.
6 posted on 11/29/2005 12:18:13 PM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: Red Badger

This isn't that much of a problem. They simply need two sizes: "Standard" and "Baby-got-back".


7 posted on 11/29/2005 12:18:46 PM PST by Redcloak (We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin' "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!")
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To: Red Badger
Some of them need a car wash to take a wash. Some of the heffers on our ferry each morning causes the pilot of the vessel to have to shift ballast each time they move around.
8 posted on 11/29/2005 12:18:58 PM PST by RetiredArmy (I have no faith in any politician or political party any more. They all lie for their agendas.)
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You wouldn't believe it if I told you.
9 posted on 11/29/2005 12:19:19 PM PST by Lazamataz (When life gives you lemons, kick it in the shins and take its wallet.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Don't forget the children. The pizza and burger children.


10 posted on 11/29/2005 12:19:36 PM PST by RetiredArmy (I have no faith in any politician or political party any more. They all lie for their agendas.)
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To: Red Badger

"You don't look fat. You ARE fat".


11 posted on 11/29/2005 12:19:47 PM PST by manwiththehands (Democrats and the MSM: lies and hypocrisy on steroids)
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To: RetiredArmy

Reminds me of my former secretary in Minneapolis, old Lard A**...


12 posted on 11/29/2005 12:20:23 PM PST by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

I think she sits over next to me here in our quad now. Was she about 5 foot nothing and about 400 pounds? If so, she's here now.


13 posted on 11/29/2005 12:22:01 PM PST by RetiredArmy (I have no faith in any politician or political party any more. They all lie for their agendas.)
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To: Lazamataz

The first runner up is the article postsed yesterday with the same heading.


14 posted on 11/29/2005 12:22:23 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (Maybe in your house. Not in mine.)
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To: RetiredArmy

American tourists have always been easy to spot, but now it is even easier. They are BIG.


15 posted on 11/29/2005 12:22:52 PM PST by RightWhale (Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Damn the luck.


16 posted on 11/29/2005 12:23:20 PM PST by Lazamataz (When life gives you lemons, kick it in the shins and take its wallet.)
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To: Redcloak

and dont forget Rosie O'donut/Michael Moore harpoon size


17 posted on 11/29/2005 12:23:39 PM PST by slapshot ("USAF- when you absolutely, positively need it delivered on target, on time, right away")
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To: Delmont

Velveeta ping!


18 posted on 11/29/2005 12:23:40 PM PST by ErnBatavia (403-3)
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To: Red Badger

I give this shot to thee pa rump a rump rump what a plump rump, rumpapumppump...
sing along now...


19 posted on 11/29/2005 12:25:42 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
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To: Red Badger

I just came from the Philippines for vacation- I was amazed at how FAT americans are when I cam back home.


20 posted on 11/29/2005 12:28:18 PM PST by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help...)
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