Yet as much as we suck, we apparently have awesome mind control that totally negates the free will of stupid people in other nations.
So the Mexicans ignore their own superior diet (as long as you don't drink the water, amigo) to bloat up on ours.
And the French ignore their own superior cinema (if you think that wart-headed Gerard Depardieu is sexy and mimes have something meaningful to express) for our brutish film efforts.
And Germans toss their peculiar death-opera music efforts aside for the musical glory that is Hasselhoff.
Evil us. Well, Hasselhoff anyway.
That one goes in the "quintessential dead" book. Man.