Posted on 12/01/2005 6:34:40 PM PST by blam
It might not be. But one hundred percent of teetotalers...die anyway.
I like the way you think!
Time for a JD!
Clearly a great deal more research is needed. I'm doing my part for science, because I'm just that kind of selfless guy.
So it doesn't help as much as they thought..
I don't really care about that... It's too bad, but hey, tough..
Just tell me that a little wine at Christmas and New Years doesn't hurt you..
I'll be fine..
Really..
Martinis are OK (I drink vodka martinis, not gin). But I prefer a good vodka on the rocks. Who needs the Vermouth??
My Grand Mother expired when she was about 105 Years old(nature call, you know!)
The Ol'Lady had a BIG cup of whiskey every day and smoked for about 78 Years. Nasty smokes you understand;
Those so called scientists, need to get a real life, and stop waisting tax payer's money with junk science.
Your heart may thank you, but your liver will put a whoopi cushion on your seat.
That may depend on your definition of "moderate". When your liver gets big enough to hang in your boots, it ain't good for you, and that means bad for you.
Th scientists who, whom, no definitely who (hick) peppered the earlier papers were completely soused an' have been all sacked and replecaterated* by an entirely new well marinated group of resherch, reshy, nerds.
* Free Republic's spell checker was peachy king with that.
I drink half a glass of wine during dinner about 4 times a week. And my party drink is whiskey on the rocks. Too bad I don't party a whole lot!. Ah! and a little bit of Baileys on my coffe in a cold, mellow Sunday afternoon.
Social drinking apparently does affect the brain's ability to perform certain complex tasks.
Here's a 112 page study in a PDF file, if you are interested.
http://igitur-archive.library.uu.nl/dissertations/2005-0118-121611/full.pdf
Oh well - sucks for me!
They probably believe in global warming, too.
Actually, I just got a physical (blood test) for all of that, and my liver is going strong. I know it's not a ticket to go overboard, however. I just hit my 30s, and that's the time to quit everything fun you did in your 20s. I'm choosing to moderate my 20s. So I lost a bunch of weight and cut back on the vices. Unfortunately, the tobacco is proving much harder to moderate than drinking.
Perhaps a reference to Jimmy Carter's war on business expenses?
Carter was "against three martini lunches" for sumpin' or another. Maybe being a baptist? More likely an attempted
diversion from the malaise he was inflicting on the country.
And the Iran Hostage problem he created too.
The guy on the radio began a story with something like this: "New studies indicate that moderate consumption of alcohol may be beneficial to your health. Three or four drinks..."
I was pleased to hear the news...
...until the guy on the radio continued "...per week may be good for you..."
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