Don't bring a penis to a knife fight.
LMAO! Too funny!
LOL
HeHe,
When you grow up in the hills of east Tennessee, you learn early on how to outrun and outsmart cousins, father-in-laws, and a host of other predators.
However, a knife would be a good weapon. But, in the absence of a knife, a good kick in a sensitive area can produce instant results -- instant enough to give one time to get away :)
A country girl can survive.
Oh, that's beautiful.
I should have read further. That was my first thought.